Friday, January 30, 2009
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
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5:00 AM
The President tried to walk through a window--will they start saying Obama is dumb?
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
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6:00 AM
Unlike the survivors of the US Airways crash on the Hudson who are suing (!), Big John didn't sue anyone after this crazy car accident--that he totally survived, with no injuries!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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1:09 PM
As Gov. Blagojevich makes the rounds on his media your, you can play the Blago Drinking Game, courtesy of Chicagoist.com. - 1 drink for each time he says "The fix is in"
- 1 drink for every Kipling quote
- 1 drink per declaration of innocence
- 1 drink per invasion of Larry's personal space (did you see him pawing Whoopi this morning?)
- 1 drink for every redirection of a question.
- 1 drink for every time he says "I can't wait to tell the public" and then gives excuses as to why he can't.
- 1 drink for a name mention of any Illinois Republicans.
- 1 drink for every time he whines about no witnesses.
- 1 drink per mention of any member of the Mell family, excluding his wife.
- 1 drink per self-repetition. "I will fight, I will fight, I will fight" would be 3 drinks.
- 1 drink for each oppressed minority leader he refers himself to
- 1 drink for each time he stalls by saying Larry King's name
- 1 drink for each reminder he was elected by the people of Illinois
- 2 drinks for the reminder he was elected twice
- 2 drinks for every non-Kipling poetry reference
- 2 drinks for each time he references non-impeachable actions as reason for impeachment, i.e., keeping taxes low, AllKids, free rides for seniors, etc.
- 3 drinks per martyr he compares himself to
- Full bottle if he announces his presidential bid for 2016
Friday, January 23, 2009
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9:00 AM
 New dolls based on President Obama's daughters.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
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8:09 AM
At yesterday's prayer service: note how Hillary Clinton was the only one who didn't have her hands at her sides during the entire National Anthem (the President eventually joined in).
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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6:32 AM
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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4:51 PM
You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that, my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~Dr. Adrian Rogers
Thursday, January 15, 2009
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8:11 AM
If you've spent hours digging out your parking spot after a snowstorm, don't let someone like Big John take your spot. Forget leaving a chair, an ironing board, or your kid's toys. You need something a little more effective.  
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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6:19 AM
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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2:00 PM
Big John and Cisco talk about the PEO wanting to be Abe Lincoln, guns on Metra, Blago’s sister-in-law, and charging obese people more for health care. Click below to find out more about Thursday’s show.
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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1:29 PM
Big John and Cisco talk to Fred Barnes from the Weekly Standard, and talk about Hillary Clinton’s favors, parking on the street, and the audacity of scalping inauguration tickets. Click below to find out more about Wednesday’s show.
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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1:00 PM
Big John and Cisco talk to Congressman Peter Roskam and former Congressman Tom Delay. Click below to see more of today’s show.
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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Monday, January 12, 2009
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10:00 AM
Big John and Cisco talk to State Senators John Jones and Dan Rutherford about their experiences with the disgraced Governor, and talk to Ray Long from the Chicago Tribune about Blago’s impeachment trial. Click below to see more of today’s show.
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