As Gov. Blagojevich makes the rounds on his media your, you can play the Blago Drinking Game,
courtesy of Chicagoist.com.
- 1 drink for each time he says "The fix is in"
- 1 drink for every Kipling quote
- 1 drink per declaration of innocence
- 1 drink per invasion of Larry's personal space (did you see him pawing Whoopi this morning?)
- 1 drink for every redirection of a question.
- 1 drink for every time he says "I can't wait to tell the public" and then gives excuses as to why he can't.
- 1 drink for a name mention of any Illinois Republicans.
- 1 drink for every time he whines about no witnesses.
- 1 drink per mention of any member of the Mell family, excluding his wife.
- 1 drink per self-repetition. "I will fight, I will fight, I will fight" would be 3 drinks.
- 1 drink for each oppressed minority leader he refers himself to
- 1 drink for each time he stalls by saying Larry King's name
- 1 drink for each reminder he was elected by the people of Illinois
- 2 drinks for the reminder he was elected twice
- 2 drinks for every non-Kipling poetry reference
- 2 drinks for each time he references non-impeachable actions as reason for impeachment, i.e., keeping taxes low, AllKids, free rides for seniors, etc.
- 3 drinks per martyr he compares himself to
- Full bottle if he announces his presidential bid for 2016